Reasons He's Not texting You.

You can't get texts on a house phone.

At The Beach

Beach Vibes

I just bought $200 worth of groceries and then ordered pizza cuz I didn’t feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

That's just the way it goes.

"When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut."

Nailed Shut

Awesome Shot of an Arctic White Wolf

Arctic White Wo9lf

Apatheism: At some point something happened and somehow something or someone was created and somehow I, a bunch of other people, and a lot of other animals got here. I can live with that.

Apatheism

What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.

James Frey

Other Countries be like "There's a spider in the bathroom!" But in Australia... (we only pick on ya 'cause we love ya!)

Only in Australia!

He can't figure out why I'm not letting him in.

Nope!

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

Here's a tissue...

The Face You Make, When You Did Not Pay The Electric Bill. What Electric Bill?

What Electric Bill?

Ballet Pose Releve Retiré Derriere. This leo is cool! lol I thought they meant the zodiac sign... Nah, I would be knocking stuff over everywhere.

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Releve Retiré Derriere

A Short and Sweet Four Word Description of the Zodiac Signs.

Short and Sweet

Ever develop a secret crush on someone and fantasize about what it would be like. We build them up in our minds that our expectations are only achievable in fantasy. It may be best to keep our crush as a fantasy and find someone to keep it real with.

Expectations vs Reality

The Mama Bear, She cares, protects and ensures no harm will come to those she loves even if she's not there.

She will tear off your head, rip off your limbs and hang your dumbass up
in a tree for all the world to see, just cause you looked at her cubs funny.

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. ~Teddy Roosevelt

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Fuck your bad vibes bro!

No Bad Vibes!

No Bad Vibes!

Good Vibes Only!

I don't care.

Shaka

Adorable Sleeping Kangaroo.

Sleeping Roo

Say Hello to Roger the 11 year old, Kickboxing Metal Crushing 6'6" 200 lbs Kangaroo.

Roger

How the Zodiac Signs React when Angry.

The Angry Signs

It's all in your mind...

It's all in your mind.

I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine. ~ Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee Quote

Knowing is not enough, we must APPLY. Willing is not enough, we must Do. ~ Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee Quote

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering. ~ Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee Quote

When a friend starts watching a show I recommended and tells me their favorite character is one I know is going to die.

Now what?

What's my guilty pleasure? The thing is, I never feel guilty about pleasures. ~ Tom Hiddleston

Quote on Pleasure by Tom Hiddleston

True Leaders Don't Create Followers, They Create More Leaders.

True Leaders Create More Leaders

Lead by example... be the change you wish to see.

Lead by example... be the change you wish to see.

As a Leo, I am 100% in agreement with this. It has my seal of approval, and I can attest to its accuracy. Along with the consensus of all other Leos we certify this to be true. Yes, I'm adamant with my findings.

Damn Skippy!

Adorable Golden Retriever Pupper Wearing Earbuds and Jammin!

This Golden is Jammin!